I liked you better when you were blonde, but I do rather like this whole red tint thing you've got going on. You behave yourself most of the time, and when you do look nice you're very lovely. You look very shiny in most photos, which I like a lot, and you do get the occasional compliment. Also it's great to be able to do that sexy hair flip thing :P Thank you, hair!
Dear Eyes,
Oh, I do love you, eyes. People talk about you all the time, and every so often people lose themselves in you, which is very flattering indeed. You're a nice colour and you have a pretty pattern, which is very cool :D Without you I wouldn't be able to read, or see how beautiful the world is, which would totally suck, so thanks, eyes!
Dear Nose,
You're a nice shape, although you did used to be a little big for my liking. You get spots on you but you banish them quickly, which is nice of you I guess. I wish you had freckles, but it's okay that you don't. You let me smell all sorts of nice things, likes flowers and chocolate and bread baking and stuff, which is awesome, I must say. So cheers for that, nose!
Dear Mouth,
You're not too big or too small, but you let me gossip, which is sort of nice, even though sometimes people don't like it. I can also say all kinds of stuff with you, which is great 'cause I rather like talking. You let me kiss, too, which is... well... nice :) so thank you very much, mouth, for giving me that opportunity :D
Dear Ears,
You're a bit bony- yeah, I know ears don't really have bones, but that cartilage stuff you have is very hard and a little annoying. And you stick out, which isn't cool, guys! But with you I can hear all the awesome music in the world!! And all the other beautiful sounds, like birds, and the ocean, and movie soundtracks! I love that! So thanks a heap, ears!!
Dear Arms,
You're not very strong, and you're a little pudgy, but you hold my balance, which is useful because balance isn't a good thing not to have. You're just the right length and you let me gesticulate, which helps when I'm arguing with people :D so thanks, arms!
Dear Legs,
I don't care much for the upper part of you, but you let me walk and cycle places which is sort of, well, necessary. Also you let me run away from people who aren't being very nice to me, which is good, even though they say you're not supposed to run away from your problems ((but who ever listens to those things??)). So thanks, legs!
Dear Stomach,
You, my dear, are lovely! You're quite flat most of the time, which is nice of you, but you get a bit round when I've just eaten. You have an innie button, which is nice because outies are a bit gross. You also have very minimal PMS pains, which is good because I've heard that for some people they can be quite nasty. So thanks for that, tummy.
Dear Back,
You needn't be so hunched, you know. I guess that's my fault, seeing as I haven't paid much attention to posture. You hardly ever give me pains, which is kind of nice, although sometimes you get weirdly numb when I've been sitting funny. But thanks for keeping my torso up straight, back!!
Dear Bum,
You're rather large, which makes it very difficult to find trousers that fit, but some people say you're very nice so I guess I can't complain. You don't have any weird moles or freckles so that's good, but you also go numb often when I sit weirdly on the bus. Normally, though, you don't give me pains, even when I've been sitting on hard ground. So thanks, tush!
Dear Hands,
You're quite big, you are. Like man hands. They say that the size of a man's penis is the length from his thumb to his index finger when fully extended. If that's true, then I'm certainly very well endowed :) You let me type ridiculously fast, and you also let me write, which is amazing because I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't write. So cheers for that, hands.
Dear Feet,
Must you be so massive?!? I mean, seriously, was it really necessary to be a size 10?? You couldn't settle for a normal 6 or 7?? Jeez. I mean, I can hardly ever find shoes that fit you!! But, I guess, you let me walk places, and you let me buy ultra-cool shoes in the first place, which is cool 'cause I rather like shoes :D, so thanks.
Dear Body,
You're perfect. I wouldn't have you any other way.
All my love,
Katie J. (hey, that rhymes!!)
Dear Eyes,
Oh, I do love you, eyes. People talk about you all the time, and every so often people lose themselves in you, which is very flattering indeed. You're a nice colour and you have a pretty pattern, which is very cool :D Without you I wouldn't be able to read, or see how beautiful the world is, which would totally suck, so thanks, eyes!
Dear Nose,
You're a nice shape, although you did used to be a little big for my liking. You get spots on you but you banish them quickly, which is nice of you I guess. I wish you had freckles, but it's okay that you don't. You let me smell all sorts of nice things, likes flowers and chocolate and bread baking and stuff, which is awesome, I must say. So cheers for that, nose!
Dear Mouth,
You're not too big or too small, but you let me gossip, which is sort of nice, even though sometimes people don't like it. I can also say all kinds of stuff with you, which is great 'cause I rather like talking. You let me kiss, too, which is... well... nice :) so thank you very much, mouth, for giving me that opportunity :D
Dear Ears,
You're a bit bony- yeah, I know ears don't really have bones, but that cartilage stuff you have is very hard and a little annoying. And you stick out, which isn't cool, guys! But with you I can hear all the awesome music in the world!! And all the other beautiful sounds, like birds, and the ocean, and movie soundtracks! I love that! So thanks a heap, ears!!
Dear Arms,
You're not very strong, and you're a little pudgy, but you hold my balance, which is useful because balance isn't a good thing not to have. You're just the right length and you let me gesticulate, which helps when I'm arguing with people :D so thanks, arms!
Dear Legs,
I don't care much for the upper part of you, but you let me walk and cycle places which is sort of, well, necessary. Also you let me run away from people who aren't being very nice to me, which is good, even though they say you're not supposed to run away from your problems ((but who ever listens to those things??)). So thanks, legs!
Dear Stomach,
You, my dear, are lovely! You're quite flat most of the time, which is nice of you, but you get a bit round when I've just eaten. You have an innie button, which is nice because outies are a bit gross. You also have very minimal PMS pains, which is good because I've heard that for some people they can be quite nasty. So thanks for that, tummy.
Dear Back,
You needn't be so hunched, you know. I guess that's my fault, seeing as I haven't paid much attention to posture. You hardly ever give me pains, which is kind of nice, although sometimes you get weirdly numb when I've been sitting funny. But thanks for keeping my torso up straight, back!!
Dear Bum,
You're rather large, which makes it very difficult to find trousers that fit, but some people say you're very nice so I guess I can't complain. You don't have any weird moles or freckles so that's good, but you also go numb often when I sit weirdly on the bus. Normally, though, you don't give me pains, even when I've been sitting on hard ground. So thanks, tush!
Dear Hands,
You're quite big, you are. Like man hands. They say that the size of a man's penis is the length from his thumb to his index finger when fully extended. If that's true, then I'm certainly very well endowed :) You let me type ridiculously fast, and you also let me write, which is amazing because I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't write. So cheers for that, hands.
Dear Feet,
Must you be so massive?!? I mean, seriously, was it really necessary to be a size 10?? You couldn't settle for a normal 6 or 7?? Jeez. I mean, I can hardly ever find shoes that fit you!! But, I guess, you let me walk places, and you let me buy ultra-cool shoes in the first place, which is cool 'cause I rather like shoes :D, so thanks.
Dear Body,
You're perfect. I wouldn't have you any other way.
All my love,
Katie J. (hey, that rhymes!!)
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